June 04 , 2004
MEW! MEW! Lots of funny questions! So many to pounce at! MEW!

Dear Wiccan,

Hi, first off, you totally rock and are sooo adorable, but I was just wondering... I really like this guy, who I'm told is a total ass, but I still like him a lot, and I just don't know how to go around asking him out. If you could help I'd be really grateful, thanks.

Little Miss Totally Lost

Just talk to him and ask, cannot hurt to try. I do not know humans be attracted to a butt, is not a dog thing?

-[AlmightyPyro]-

I am cat... I wear fur... so I am naked.

Matt Hancock (aka l33t k1w1)
Invercargill, New Zealand

http://www.kiwiblog.com

27 blackbirds.

Dear Wiccan;

How do you keep your fur so beautifully jet-black? I always find that
black clothes show up dirt like nobody's business. What's your secret?

Your fan,
Richard

I clean my fur every chance I have. I do not know how you cannot keep you fur clean.... must be stinky. o.o